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I made a lmk oc
#they��re supposed to be some sort of experiment to see if people could recreate Sun Wukongs stone egg. the goal was to make a more controlled#and tame version using carved wood and cultivation. but eventually they got worried about it becoming too powerful and scrapped it#eventually they come to life and live in the abandoned temple they were built in#their bottom half is made of wood because when they came to life their creator/s left them unfinished when they scrapped the project#they had to carve the rest of their body out of hunger and frustration because they couldn’t eat or move much by crawling on their top half#this is also why they spite their creators and hate irresponsible creation. because of abandonment issues and feeling like they have no#purpose or direction in life#their power is also very limited to due being man made since they were originally a wood carving#meo gave me the idea but one reason would be because they’re half finished. the sculpture was still half stump so it was completely untouche#that half can channel power in its raw form but the other half cannot once it’s been carved by man#so technically they could have the same level or potential for power as the stone but that was dampened#the other thing is how they were created to be a duplicate or recreation of a stone monkey and a celestial looked at that and was like#‘we’re not doing that again’ LMAO#i think the case of them carving their own legs doesn’t take away their power though. that balance was made#before they came to life so carving the legs or not can’t affect it anymore. like making a cake and slicing it#their energy levels are also naturally low because of that so their movements are sluggish and they aren’t very active overall#constantly lying in the sun to charge their batteries and get some stuff done. just like me fr#I actually don’t know what I’m gonna do with this character besides Put Them In Situations with other ppls ocs.. so if you have#a lmk oc you have been warned /lh /j#I wanna make some backstory art for them though.. maybe even the animatic treatment if I can get through dear wormwood which is 25#SECONDS OUT OF 3 MIN BTW#doodles#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#lmk oc#monkie kid oc#myart#my art#xin ya
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Hey, what do you think would happen if I ate an Aeon?
-@yingchens-writings
I’m not sure I’m qualified to answer this question, friend, our more educated friends might give you a better answer.
If I were to take a guess… Eating one alive? You’d probably be killed by the Aeon themself in the process. Eating one after they’ve died? I guess that depends on if an Aeon’s power remains after they pass…
#Or maybe it would be like eating a battery?#hsr aventurine#hsr rp#aventurine#yingchens-writings#asks
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Feeling very Ascension by Gorillaz ft Vince Staples at 2:18
#i need to solve a puzzle or some shit. god. fuck.#i cant concentrate on anything i cant fall asleep i cant stay asleep i cant stay awake i cant wake up on time#i hate depression 😒 and all the other things wrong with me yknow#i need to do something like. good for me. but its so damn hard to drag myself into doing that too#brain. stop being so foggy. please.#im even like. im eating im drinking water. i could probably like do some sort of exercise but everything makes me so tired.....#like even a walk yknow? i do my shift at work and im at 3% battery. i dont. i dont know what to do man#and i dont even wanna die about it???? im actively NOT suicidal for once#like are you kidding me??? ive been suicidal for like over a decade and for once#my brain is still popping up like have you considered killing yourself? 🤔 but im Genuinely not swayed by it at all#which is weird. and probably good. but now i just feel like. numb#stuck. stagnant. foggy. can we PLEASE cut through this fog and have some meaningful brain functions for a little bit. brain. cmon#i dont wanna die but i *do* wanna sleep for like. three days#i want a week off where i have NOTHIN to do#genuinely nothing to do. chores are done work is on pause i need nothing creeping in at the edges thinkin bout#ohhhhh you should be doing this instead..........youre wasting your time........do a task.....#but i cant i cant do a task. i cant. and its so frustrating and i feel bad about it#id feel much worse about it if my BRAIN wasnt as foggy as fucking SAN FRANCISCO#and i keep trying like. healthy ways of ''feeling something'' like hobbies i like or yummy food#nothin. does fuckin nothin. i get off and it gives me a Little bit of clarity Maybe. like#no wonder bad coping mechanisms happen yknow??? its an absolute fucking miracle i havent taken up smoking#anyway. i need to go to bed. tomorrows gonna be a long day. if you feel so inclined send me mental love or something. im fuckin tired folks.
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ok maybe smth is off
#but idk what? maybe it is my social battery?#or i'm just??? idk#like i got asked if i wanted to stay a full shift instead of the 5 and a half i was scheduled#and i almost instantly started crying and said no#usually i'm like yea lol sure bc money but#idk what's wrong with me today#i ate breakfast i'm drinking water#kept my hands busy at work#am i just??? idk#rose rants#going home to eat lunch & i gotta mow the front lawn
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#Spotify#music for when you’re driving to ace hardware to buy mousetraps so you can kick out that mouse like Nick Cave says#and when you get there you give him your best friend’s phone number bc you unfortunately have it memorized and he goes to ace hardware all#the time for work#and the guy on the register squints at you and confirms the very male name on the screen#and you resist the urge to squeak out an excuse and just confirm#and then you stop by aldi on the way back and buy two tubs of Greek yogurt and two bottles of synergy kombucha#bc even though you brew your own and actually have way more than you could possibly handle rn bc it’s so hot in your house#you are a sucker for limited edition flavors and it will cause you to spend $8 on kombucha#so you buy pomelo lemonade and cherry coconut lemongrass#which is the summer flavor named unity or something#and you usually get one every year#but you still feel ridiculous walking out of aldi with two tubs of yogurt and two bottles of kombucha and nothing else even though no one#you know sees you even though west ********* is crawling with acquaintances#and then you get back in your car and you’re proud of the rare burst of executive function which allowed you to finally put the new battery#in your car keys even though you stole the battery from target like two months ago you just couldn’t figure out how to open the damn thing#and the convenience is novel and you think wow maybe I should injure my ribcage more often if it’s forcing me to take care of all these#tiny tasks like buying mousetraps and replacing your key battery and cooking figs in honey et cetera#and you drive down the hill and see low clouds snagging in the blue ridge mountains and feel alright for a moment#and go to the scratch and dent where you buy butter and a couple 33¢ seltzers and a diet ginger ale as a lil treat#and when you get back home you drop it on the gravel road and the ginger ale begins to leak out so you put your mouth to it even though the#thought of what nonsense is on the outside of the can from the manufacturing and shipping process lingers#and by the time you get to the kitchen and pour it over ice in a mason jar it’s fairly flat from the burst of bubbles when you poured it#awkwardly with one hand#and you drink what remains on the porch where it’s a post-rain subdued sky sort of dusk#and you think about how much it’s gonna hurt to leave and how you have no other option because of how entwined you’ve become with someone#who is the entire city and the entire vast forest and possibly the entire ecological region#and then you’re still hungry so you eat some meal prepped overnight oats that were for tomorrow morning. the end#journal
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did a thing (April 9th)
...not as bad as i expected? like my stomach's not happy and my cheeks kinda hurt, but like- it tasted fine. kinda liked the taste
bubbling threw me off, but also just... not bad. i'd do it again
ANYWAY THAT'S HOW I STARTED MY 10 AM-
(I shoved this into my drafts and forgot about it. Here now to say: i made battery acid spaghetti. I liked the taste, it made my stomach feel a bit weird. It hurt a bit, but it wasn’t too bad. I wouldn’t make it again, but I would drink it again. Not recommended though)
#aster talks#irl things#context: battery acid spaghetti#to be fair i tried to do it before in my own mouth which just didn't work as well as doing it in a glass#so i knew my stomach would be less than pleased#it isn't too bad though#maybe eat something neutral after#definitely eat something before#i had pizza for breakfast. so that's my context for food#i'd give it an 7/10#not for everyone but it doesn't seem that bad#“don't do this” then i do it and am like “i get why we shouldn't. but also i'd do it again"#oh god i did this on April 9th#anyway. my stomach wasn’t very happy. wasn’t too bad#didn’t hurt that much. just probably shouldn’t do it again#I’mma post this now lol
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Dude eating will do wonders what on earth ,,,,
#i need to start eating lunch maybe its not my social battery maybe its just me being hangry#im so talkative rn
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firefox search what to do when its all just so painfully real
#you know how you have those days right.#it aint rainy so you cant stay in bed and it aint sunny#its just kinda . overcast. and sweaty#and you havent got any energy since you used up all your social battery the day before#and you kinda cant stomach to eat anything so youre just sorta vibing on half something and like maybe 3 cups of water#but you know ! we continue to move.#i still cant hear out of my right ear and i think its actually starting to affect my mood#ive been fighting it off cuz normally i get angry about it and then make it worse.#please.... hearing.... come back.....
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help! i'm craving batteries
#ray says#disordered eating#i miss my thing w snow and ice. they tasted sooo good. life was easy cus i could get satisfied so simply!#after a rly bad day all i needed was a tray of ice and i just chewed chewed chewed my way to a good mood#i could eat so much and not gain anything!#and now i am thinking abt batteries... they're so tiny and cute esp the flat ones. the buttons. would they taste salty? hmm#maybe i should watch swallow 2019 maybe it'll cure me#pica
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day two of crankyposting. prepare.
#i dont have my chargerrrrrrr and i wont be able to get it during a period ranging from tonight to maybe the weekend.#and my phone is at 22 battery. yay.#and i really dont want to eat today#but okay everyone is still asleep so i can get myself something and eat alone<3333333#and i didnt find what i needed so i cant go out on fridayy#and i have a backup plan but im SURE its gonan get cancelled
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I don’t know why, but the name Battery Acid Cookie ran through my mind, and now I want that
I don’t really know what a Battery Acid Cookie would be like, though I imagine the options are either robotic in some way or connected to robots, or futuristic
But it sounds cool to me
#I know you can’t eat battery acid#but you can’t tell me a Witch wouldn’t at least try it to see what happens#maybe they eat batteries?#I dunno#I feel like there’s something I’m missing about battery acid but I don’t know what#cookie run#character idea#battery acid#random stuff
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why do I feel so shitty :/ I've had a decent day so can I not
#cw// ed#got forcibly fed a quesadilla today my mom just put it on my plate and not eating it would have been weird#and im getting in my head about people not liking me#kinda just want to go home tbh#maybe my social battery is just low#also i was so close to purging again today but i decided it had beenn tooblong and wasnt worth it#why am i like thissssssss
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Reminder to take the batteries out of your light sticks if you haven’t done that!
#I did not leave them in my light stick but they have been sitting on my desk for a month#and I was just standing here in my room and heard a like tappy sort of noise coming from my desk area#and I went to investigate and I’m not positive that the noise was this#because sometimes if things are touching my wall and like our AC kicks on or if the wind blows or something idk you can hear it tapping the#wall ANYWAY I walked over there and moved the one thing that was touching the wall and the sound continued but when I rolled the batteries#from the spot they were laying in one of them had been leaking battery acid and had left a little like puddle/mark of melted finish on my#desk…. so yeah I don’t know how the fuck that happened… but I’m glad that didn’t happen inside my light stick#also the sound stopped right after that so I don’t know if the sound was like the acid eating the finish or if it was because the batteries#we’re touching each other or maybe because they were too close to the metal pen holder right there#I don’t know but just here’s your reminder if you have left your batteries in your lightstick#also you just in general shouldn’t leave your batteries in your lightstick
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DO this 👍
it will be fine
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
#gifs#battery acid spaghetti#yes im using baja blast. ive tried it with monster. it was not painful#i tried looking up the pH of baja blast but couldnt find it quickly and im not that dedicated#but the pH of regular mtn dew is 3.22. according to some random website#and the only reason i dont like it with monster is that i dont really like monster lol. it was disappointingly fine#i am intimately aware of the too much sour candy acid mouth pain but you know what hasnt caused that is this concoction#what HAS caused that for me. reportedly and frequently is my own hubris about how much sour candy i think i can eat#i REALLY dont know what yall are on about#this post has to just be like an aggregation of the only other ppl trying it being very sensitive to acids i guess???#every single one of you highly susceptible to acid reflux i guess??#im not a chemist but ive drank this multiple times its literally fine just take a tums about it and dont do it#if its going to aggravate a medical condition for u#but if you can handle like....drinking an engery drink...and maybe even eating some candy....#its Literally Fine#and i cant handle drinking energy drinks they scare me and im a little sensitive to large amounts of caffeine#but its fine?#anyway#reblog#yes im adding onto this post after hellsite genetics. this post is not finished cos its full of cowards
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i dont have the words to express it properly but. the horrors
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My calculator doesn't want to solve a less than simple quadratic
Come on man I want to stop for the day
#i guess ill just go eat rocks 🧍♀️#maybe my battery is low 🤔 not sure how to check that w/o tools lol#meat does math
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